Edit: The plot thickens! This might be a good thing...
After reading a bit more on the subject, I realized that there might be a silver lining to this dark dog-shaped cloud after all. All modern browsers support TLS and only fall back to SSL as a failsafe, so disabling SSL should not present an issue. Notice that I said modern. How many web developers out there consider IE6 and its nearly fossilized users to be thorn in their side? Yes, there are some entities that insist on maintaining compatibility with this dinosaur of a browser. Guess what IE6 does not support? You guessed it... TLS! What better reason to justify discontinuing support for IE6?
sed 's/WINDOWS XP/INTERNET EXPLORER 6/' |