The Benevolence of Microsoft

I really must hand it to Microsoft.  For all of the bad publicity and general ill will that a lot of people harbor toward them, they still want to help the little guy out - even when that little guy is running Linux.

(Just for clarification, this does not involve the real Microsoft.)

A few minutes ago I received a call to my cell phone from a rather nice, if somewhat hard to understand, gentleman who informed me that Microsoft had received highly unusual traffic from my computer.

 "How did they get my number," I thought to myself.  "Must be some lucrative agreement with the NSA."

Directing my attention back to the kind soul on the other end of the line, no doubt a descendant of those long oppressed by the British Empire in their search for the perfect curry blend, I asked for more information.  He went on to say that the insidious network traffic was being sent as we spoke.